Last week at The Walmart 4 rednecks died after getting lost and not being able to find their way out. They lived for three day on nothing but the Hong Cong they had before they came and the dog food they found in The Walmart. A worker from The Walmart called the cops after he had seen the same big old muddin truck in the parking lot for 3 days. When the cops found the boys they where in the buck hunting section in full camo it was said they had gone crazy and were trying to hunt the fake deer. When they checked the I.D.s of the boys all they said was BuckShot, RubberDucky, LeftFoot, and SmokeyBear. They really did not know what to do with the rednecks so they did what they knew would be right and put them in a mud pit shot of a 12 gauge shot gun and left them there.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Door County rednecks die at The Walmart
Last week at The Walmart 4 rednecks died after getting lost and not being able to find their way out. They lived for three day on nothing but the Hong Cong they had before they came and the dog food they found in The Walmart. A worker from The Walmart called the cops after he had seen the same big old muddin truck in the parking lot for 3 days. When the cops found the boys they where in the buck hunting section in full camo it was said they had gone crazy and were trying to hunt the fake deer. When they checked the I.D.s of the boys all they said was BuckShot, RubberDucky, LeftFoot, and SmokeyBear. They really did not know what to do with the rednecks so they did what they knew would be right and put them in a mud pit shot of a 12 gauge shot gun and left them there.
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Thats why Beno was hiding in the dog food when we were there!
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